life in ghostworld

by ghostrappy

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A post-ironic journey through the morbid life of a "playfully" self-loathing character who coincidentally shares his name with the rapper on record. More than the sum of its parts and a surprisingly keen example of how to paint a picture over the course of several tracks to make a coherent album. Really good/10. Favorite track: Intro.
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jason gill ghostrappy is the motherfucking bomb. well, not literally, R.I.P. the bombfather. but this is the funniest stuff out there. no holds barred... BONESAW IS REEEADY!! Favorite track: Intro.
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David Banks Ghostrappy has really levelled up his production on this latest gem. A touching revelation & personal story that spans both folk song and sample collage. Favorite track: Its your pussy.
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Josh you are so darn handsome. you are cool and nice.
you're a cute lost puppy. and now you're all mine.
i guess you can move in with me. i'll let you tag along.
shower up you lucky dog…tonight you'll hear my song.
lalalalala
you fucking idiot, i'm pregnant. what the fuck are we going to do?
you don't have a drivers licence? what the fuck is wrong with you?
josh you are such a loser. sad and broke and weak.
hear me sing your sorry ass off my property.
lalallalala
dont call her your daughter. shell never have your name.
stop sending us your faggot money. we don't play those games.
who cries and carries on like that? you make me want to puke.
what kind of man are you?. im going to sing you through
la la la la la la la
you want visitation, arrange that through the state,
by the way i’m moving states, you might have to wait.
we're better off without you and a mother does know best,
also I i have herpes , enjoy the parting gift.
and your my fucking rival . i'm a mother tiger .
dont send us clothes or diapers. there's no time for you to Skype her.
you can never raise a child , josh you need to raise yourself
now look and listen closely, as I sing your soul to hell.
la la la la la la la la----
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I could have been a lawyer from encino California.
I think i've got amnesia ive smoked alot crack
could i be a ghostrappy?? could this be life in ghost world.
ive woken up real confused , lets review the facts
this shovel dug my grave in, this trench my body lays in
these worms that ate my brains in,the bugs do bite and scratch
that prison that i was chained in, that box i went insane in.
I beg the cruelest maiden, may you please unlock this latch?
that rope that l was hanged in, the mud my blood is drained in.
I should have traveled more, thats last thought up on the rack.

that palace im contained in, that golden roof was rained in.
and as the Eden caves in, I drip down just like wax
as melting sadness stains all the anger now ingrained
in my soul, that you have stole, you bad apple. You have kidnapped
and now im a ghostrappy , this is my life in ghost world.
I float from town to town, fucking off and smoking crack
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Sometimes I sit back and smoke a fat crack rock,
other days I like to masturbate
But when I do them both at the exact same time.
Im knocking on the gold of heavens gate.

ghost rappy , ghostrappy, in the restroom of the library.
close the door lock the stall, now we'll have a ball,
butterdream butterdream, crystal streams / mist and steam
smoking crack, smoking crack,while im waking off.

little angel's hold me show me past the sky,
through the clouds inside eternal bliss.
chandeliers and cavaliers and banquet halls.
flaxen fountains float from an abyss,

whos that gently knocking at the bathroom stall?
a bearded man is standing with a grin
well come on through and join us in the butterdream.
life is a treasure best shared with a friend.
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feel that glory in your soul, at the gloryhole
now ask WWJD at the gloryhole?
heres a tutorial.
1first you cut a 6 inch hole from a public restroom stall.
2then you go on craigslist and share the good news to all
3give this glorious event a proper date and time.
4then you sit on the toilet and masturbate and wait till 9.

put your hot mouth on the hole and say hello hello.
let these faggot perverts know you really need to blow.
for some extra comfort duct tape pillows to your knees
through the hole whisper the phrase i need to suck dick please

start to suck those boners through a hole, this is so fun
tickle poor dicks big red sore dicks dicks of homeless bums
jerk off little Chinese butthole dicks about to cum.
put the dick down turn around and just wiggle your bum.

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a factories employment. toiling void of all enjoyment.
weld assembly, coil assortment, hell is; boiling in this torment.
Thats life on the line, my life on the line
were burdened so severely
Thats life on the line, my life on the line
so arduous and so dreary
waves of weary faces crash into the lines oasis.
guided by a dollars siren, cast upon our hapless island.
Thats life on the line, my life on the line
Conditioning components,
Thats life on the line, my life on the line
past vagrancy's atonement
layers of conveyor belts, push prayers past proud purveyors
hell is manning these machines designed to blind a young mans mind,
Thats life on the line, my life on the line
were burdened so severely
Thats life on the line, my life on the line
my uncle clocked out early
This lines a vicious mistress, shes malicious and ambitious.
and her stamina's fire ravages miles out spiraled parameters.
Thats life on the line, my life's on the line, they said welcome to hell
Thats life on the line, my life's on the line
beats by dre headphones dont assemble themselves.
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treasures up there, glowing dripping. hang on tight its turning quickly
firm and sticky grips dont drop
its a wheel, a merry go round grab a few as some will slow down
but the good ones dont stop
Im on that money wheel. Its made of blood and steel.
See these wheels they float up in the sky.
jump and grab a bunch hang on real tight
on that wheel. that money wheel

On high heels and spinning meals , behind the ears you see the wheel
but get bucked off if your'e soft
global warmings warmest women, spinning up the grease we swim in.
you dont gotta jack off.
im on that pussy wheel, im touching buttered veal
See these wheels they float up in the sky.
Jump and grab a bunch , hang on real tight
on that wheel. that pussy wheel. On that wheel , that money wheel.
You see the wheels? hang on to wheels.
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shes flashing her titii. a girl from the city.
she dances so pretty. shes my little dolll.
my buttery angle. from downtown Gainesville.
dancing is her main skill . Ill give her a call.
shes smoking on blue meth. shes wearing a red dress
shes bearing a headdress. the belle of the ball

shes dancing so slowly .shes my one and only
shes my pretty pony. all gallop and gall.
majestically turning. her pussy is yearning.
my boner is burning. shes making me crawl
1000 sweet kisses. sweet pussy wheel blisses.
she sparkles and glistens. the belle of the ball.

She twinkles in stare shine. Her golf score is par 9.
shes dancing in our minds. hangin out at the mall.
1000 sweet tickles. sweet pussy hair prickles.
1000 sweet lick fulls. shes floating through walls.
shes dances in ghost mode. she knows all the post codes.
ghostrappy was so close. The belle of the ball.
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wedding bells on mountain peeks. rivers creeks and liquid leaks..
from your pussy, its your pussy, its your pussy
As we fly on feathered wings. lift your dress up while I sing.
to your pussy, its your pussy, its your pussy
youve got style, finesse and grace , pretty please please sit on my face
with your pussy, its your pussy, its your pussy
your a goddess in the sky, but I wont eat hairy pie.’
shave your pusy, shave your pussy, shave your pussy
lovers swimming on the beach, bubbles come up from a queef
from your pussy, its your pussy, its your pussy
wretched refuse swim ashore. hang your panties by the door
work your pussy, work your pussy, work your pussy

Im the kid from Schindler's list, looking up to see the piss.
from your pussy, its your pussy, its your pussy
Rock 4 fingers in the frame, whose the ghost that makes it rain.
from your pussy, its your pussy, its your pussy
see em bouncing off the walls . a barrage of ping pong balls
from your pussy, its your pussy, its your pussy
.billions paid to stream you screw. why those keyboards full of goo?
its your pussy, its your pussy, its your pussy
youve got brains and legs and heart, but my favorite body part
its your pussy, its your pussy, its your pussy
rule the fate of foolish men with the bait to lure them in.
its your pussy, its your pussy, its your pussy
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i am busy fucking sheep, leave a message at the beep..
thank you have a nice day
rim a butthole full of aids. its not gay if you get paid
sapphires in the spice spray
at the airport while I wait. Scream out "bomb !" and masturbate,
and do a bunch of ninja kicks
beat a puppy with a bat, fry it up and have a snack.
ya i got a real big dick
be a gunshots in the night in a pretty paradise.
and We'll supply the liqueur.
I dont got much left to to loose. but ill loose the rest for you.
when your light starts to flicker
Join a cult to pour the punch . Start a new one in a month,
fire em up on holy writ
chug a pint of Listerine, hear my congregation scream.
that guy has a real big dick
leave a message at the tone., , cause im burning hooker bones.
in a rusty oil drum
shake a hobo upside down , rain the quarters over the ground
ya sweep em up for dim sum.
Chinese take out, what a treat., write racist shit on the recipt.
and give a 25 cent tip.
flick the cashier off and laugh., throw the cookie in the trash.
ya i got a real big dick. la la la la
with a panda having sex i look down and get a text. well it l ooks like Im disgusting ,
so to hell you've judged my song ,and you yell and carry on, well, ill sing you something
when the rain hits your parade. down the drain with your charade.
wash away the smell of shit.
wanna prod me in a cramp? . im a genie in a lamp
and i got a real big dick.

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here an angles sing by a sparkling stream
on a mountain top beside the golden throne.
see a sparkling crop of a pure white rock
i got crack rock for sale pocket full of stones.

Whether im in a brass horse drawn carriage
or gallantly walking on foot , just say "coo coo coo coo"
like a spring bird anew, and we'll shove the grubs down your track. ,
tonight youllle be smoking some crack.
the light shines from my burlap baggy, think of all those sweet buttery puffs.
and fligh high baby bird fly forever. will forever be ever enough.
with a flash bang im cracking you up.
my stagecoach delivers cross counties., pure stones to wash spirits, no soap.
from the lush fields we harvest in heaven. with the purest rocks rolled down the slope.
jolly good govna, fabulous crack stones ya smoke..
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when i was a boy i was full of joy. i wanted to go to heaven.
but now i dont care cause pat Robertsons there, and all of his blathering brethren.
billions of years on a cloud with no beer, and you gotta hear all that ramble.
puff puff, i fold, smoke cigarettes and gamble.
puff puff, i check, smoke cigarettes and gamble.
When i was a lad i was very glad, my wee days were carefree and dandy
Kissing the feet of hobos on the streets. And handing out sweet treats,of candy
but then as a man . every man for himself. let the wolfs die in the bramble.
puff puff, i'll check , smoke cigarettes and gamble.
puff puff, i'll raise , smoke cigarettes and gamble.
now im a ghost, ghostrappys so close. so close to winning this bounty.
i need 2 pairs of 5’s and im still alive. if the house dont catch me counting.
if im caught counting cards ill get thrown in the yard. wouldn't that be quite a scandal?
puff puff, i'll raise , smoke cigarettes and gamble.
puff puff, I win , smoke cigarettes and gamble.
if im caught counting cards ill get thrown in the yard. wouldn't that be quite a scandal?
puff puff, I'm in , smoke cigarettes and gamble.
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I awake from a slumber by a bridge that were under.
cause your shaking me, trying to fuck. which is fine, just discusting,
cause your cunts fucking rusting. And we both havent bathed in a month.

you are playing with my penis. we can fuck, just make it quick
such a pitty, that your pussy, smells like shit.

follow me, in a ghostworld, creamydreams, roller coasters.
and the beer and the crack all are free.
with the ghosts we will revel, as we toast to the devil.
and wake up dizzy, under a tree.

meth and crack, sucking dudes dicks,
money moist, like a dew drip, flag a sign , counting nickles and dimes
follow me to the methhouse, debted spouse to a dead louse,
may your sweatpants stay on at all times
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i wake up in the morning to a trumpet blow
and people wondering what could it be ?
its the roaring of the rusty gates as hell explodes,
and chaos falls upon humanity

dark forces converge,4 horseman emerge,
war scorches the earth, run fast
the nuns disappear, here criminals cheer
hell ya. Armageddons a blast

red rough is the sky. here millionaires cry.
while dining on linings of trash.
cool wizards appear, hey hand me a beer.
armageddon's a blast.

Millionaires are eating out of garbage cans
soccer moms they strip for pizza crumbs
The police they are sleeping in electric chairs
gee i think this place is pretty fun

the flies in the mud the cries and the blood.
die in a flood of ash.
.the wrath of the lamb, japan, the Koran
hell ya armageddon's a blast

the towers of flames.The power of pain.
the weapons have been amassed
1 army to win . sim sim salabim!
ya Armageddons a blast

the restraining hands of the lord has been removed
there's freedom in the pitiful despair.
its exciting living on the edge of doom.
shoot i think that i might even run for mayor,

the mark of the beast ,a carcass to feast
a dark and deceased blood bath
strange demons appear and my wife is here . hell ya
Armageddons a blast

clouds, shrapnel and dust , crowds trample and crush,
in the quake of the of the devils laugh
the wake of the bomb ,cant wait bring it on.
Armageddons a blast
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Well i owe my drug dealer 700 bucks
and the bar whores say i spread herpes around/
and im too much of a loser to own a car
but I need to get the fuck up out of town.

Roaring squalling the great abyss is calling
our hearts this hound is hauling, our wayward souls to weigh
Hermes, Poseidon . we crawl on the horizon.
this 10 ton mule, this ship of fools. the greyhound bus and I

hear an old mans yelling, "who has stole my cigarettes?"
as a prison parolee winces in pain
when a screaming teenage mothers crying louder than her kid.
if there is a next time, next time Ill take a train.

as the morning sun vanquishes this horrid night.
and the wheels through purgatory finally cease.
the doors open and i see a pretty girl, shes standing there
my pain, my ball and chain finally release.

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this sword, my gardens glory, this sabers soul, my story
the torrid torment tempered the hammer hardened hate
theres a city by la, where a pretty sky turns grey,
as i walk up to the castle just to howl before the gate
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Thank you ghostrappy for being so brave. your courageous and helpful and strong.
10,000 doves flutter in the skies above as the triumph rains down on the throngs.
warm rivers of pleasure flow into the seas of bliss. as we are bathe in the glory of song.

we are the masses the millions, the strong. and we transcend through time and through space
the damns are destroyed by our streaming tears of joy. free to nourish the valleys and plains.
a strong stream of prowess flows into a sea of bliss, through the mist angels whisper your name.

Thank you ghost rappy you're kind and your'e cool. you are humble and helpful and nice.
we kneel before your awesomeness . we offer you these gifts. as we tremble we hope these gifts suffice.
beyond gratitude there's an emotion that exists . that no mortal words can ever describe.

thank you ghostrappy for doing good deeds, even when no one is there to record
helping disabled people use the bathroom. or buying homeless people lunch
all your good deeds have not be ignored.
we fight for your memory the valley of the brave. Chariots, loyal solders and swords.

we are the army the millions, the strong. and we transcend through time and through space
the damns are destroyed by our streaming tears of joy. free to nourish the valleys and plains.
as teardrops will fall all our enemies will crawl ,into caves from whence they hath came

Thank you ghost rappy for leading our hearts to a meadow of magic and love.
courageously you blaze a trail upon your noble steed, as you lead without heed all are freed
may truth crush the myth as the legend serves the gift, and youve done millions,
billion of good deeds.

Thank you ghost rappy you've done a good job. you are humble and noble and and neat.
your voice is not annoying and your songs are really cool. may they blast throughout space endlessly........
clemency evermore, legacy, repertoire . thank you ghost rappy you have done a good job

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credits

released April 13, 2015

ghostrappy, Life in Ghostworld.

1. Intro
written, performed, produced, music: ghostrappy
recorded at: Avast! Seattle
Mixed/mastered, Donn Devore
Style Parody of:
Песенка о медведях, "Кавказская пленница"
Polar bear song, from the 1971 film "Kidnapping, Caucasussian style"
Composer:Александр Зацепин/ Alexander Zatsepin
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2.Life in ghostworld
written, performed, produced, ghostrappy
recorded at: Avast! Seattle
Mixed/mastered, Donn Devore
Style Parody of:
Песня чебурашки, Чебурашка и Крокодил Гена
Song of Cheburashka, Cheburashka and Crocodile Gena
Composer :Владимир Шаинский / Vladimir Shainskiy
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3. Gloryhole Tutorial
written, performed, produced, music: ghostrappy
recorded at: Avast! Seattle
Mixed/mastered, Donn Devore
Style Parody of:
Song: Вместе весело шагать / Together cheerfully to walk
Composer: Владимир Шаинский / Vladimir Shainsky
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4. Smoke crack and masturbate
written, performed, produced, music: ghostrappy
recorded at: Avast! Seattle
Mixed/mastered, Donn Devore
Style Parody of: Голубой вагон, Чебурашка и Крокодил Гена
Blue Train, Cheburashka and Crocodile Gena
Composer: Владимир Шаинский / Vladimir Shainsky
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5. Smoke ciggarettes and gamble
written, performed, produced, music: ghostrappy
recorded at: Avast! Seattle
Mixed/mastered, Donn Devore
Style Parody of:
Ты, принц мой, а я, принцесса/ "You, My Prince and I, Princess"
Composer: Vyacheslav Kazarin

6. Life on the line
written, performed, produced, music:ghostrappy
recorded at: Avast! Seattle
Mixed/mastered, Donn Devore
Style parody of:
В Траве Сидел Кузнечик , песня из мультфильма «Приключения Незнайки и его друзей»
In the grass grasshopper sat, a song from the animated film "The Adventures of Dunno and His Friends"
Composer: Владимир Шаинский / Vladimir Shainsky

7. Wheels
written, performed, produced, music: ghostrappy
recorded at: Avast! Seattle
Mixed/mastered, Donn Devore
Style parody of:
Хвост за хвост, Из к/ф или м/ф : "Прогулка Кота Леопольда"
The tail of the tail , From The film, Walking Cat leopold
Composer: Alexander Zatsepin

8. Belle of the Ball:
written, performed, produced, music: ghostrappy
recorded at: PLA, Avast! Seattle
Mixed/mastered, Donn Devore
Style parody of:
Пропала Собака/ Lost dog
Composer: Владимир Шаинский/ Vladimir Shainsky

9. Its your pussy
written, performed, produced: ghostrappy
recorded at: Avast! Seattle
Mixed/mastered, Donn Devore
Style parody of:
Чему учат в школе/ Taught in shcool
Composer: Владимир Шаинский / Vladimir Shainsky

10. I got a real big dick
written, performed, produced, music: ghostrappy
recorded at: Avast! Seattle
Mixed/mastered, Donn Devore
Style parody of:
«Когда мои друзья со мной» - , Из фильма "По секрету всему свету"
"When my friends with me" - from the movie "In secret around the world"
Composer: Владимир Шаинский / Vladimir Shainsky

11. Pocket Full of stones
written, performed, produced, music: ghostrappy
recorded at: PLA,Avast! Seattle
Mixed/mastered, Donn Devore
Style Parody of:
Первоклашка из фильма "Утро без отметок"
"First-graders" (from the film "Morning without markers") 1983
Composer: Владимир Шаинский/ Vladimir Shainsky

12: Such a pitty
written, performed, produced, music: ghostrappy
recorded at: Avast! Seattle
Mixed/mastered, Donn Devore
Style parody of:
Песенка крокодила Гена/Song of Crocodile Gena
Composer: Vladimir Shainskiy


13. Armageddons a blast
written, performed, produced, music: ghostrappy
recorded at: Avast! Seattle
Mixed/mastered, Donn Devore
Style Parody of: «Подарки»/"Gifts"
Composer: Oleg Popov


14. The Greyhound Bus and I
written, performed, produced, music: ghostrappy
recorded at: PLA, Avast! Seattle
Mixed/mastered, Donn Devore
Style Parody of:
«Прекрасное далеко»(из телефильма "Гостья из будущего)
"Beautiful far"(from the film "Guest from the Future)
Composer: Владимир Шаинский/ Vladimir Shainsky

15. My gardens glory
written, performed, produced, music: ghostrappy
recorded at: Avast! Seattle
Mixed/mastered, Donn Devore
Style Parody of:
Песня чебурашки, Чебурашка и Крокодил Гена
Song of Cheburashka, Cheburashka and Crocodile Gena
Composer :Владимир Шаинский / Vladimir Shainskiy


16. Thank you ghostrappy:
written, performed, produced, music: ghostrappy
recorded at: PLA, Avast! Seattle
Mixed/mastered, Donn Devore
Style Parody of:
Song: Орлёнок / Eaglet
Composer: Виктор Белый / Virtor Bely

All titles published by: Mcrapperson Publishing Enterprises (BMI)

Cover Art: Travis Bundy

Thanks:

Brad Carter and PLA.
Old East shore llc.
indiegogo contributors.
Clarid and Matt
Kate
Ben , for driving me around
Jacob Woods/lost woods studios
You, for listening. Thanks!

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